§
What
is the Gimpson – Grice
§
Services
§ The Orb
§ The Dice
Services
The Machine that is the Gimpson-Grice Dice is located in Sector 25854 of the Ming Foundation of Quantum Quarks. It is 96 times the size of the largest particle accelerator (hence the high costs of service)
There
are three simple preparatory procedures to the rolling
of the Gimpson-Grice Dice:
a)
A meeting with our accountants to show that all financial matters are in
order
b)
A session with our gentle nubile therapists in accordance to Article
XXXXVIIII of Commercial Particle Trade Codes.
c)
Signing the disclaimer stating that Dice.com is not responsible for the
fate of your new life.
(The TachryQuark principle can change the coordinates of reality but not necessarily for the better. The odds however, are pretty good.)
There
are 3 simple steps to roll
the Dice
a)
At Sector 25854 of Mings Foundation for Quantum Quarks, the pretty
receptionist will assist you into your Tachry bio-suit (inclusive of mask and
gloves)
b)
You will be directed to the console (no bigger than a jackpot machine but
linked to the gigantic Gimpson-Grice Dice by Swenson Fibers). Dr. Ann Gimpson
would personally supervise the roll. (See our disclaimer about the
mysterious disappearance of Dr. Gibson Grice.)
c)
You will be directed into a lovingly designed, highly interactive
integrated virtual environment when you place your hand on the handle of
the console. Follow the instructions for the roll in the virtual world.
In
no time, your wildest dream would find its fulfillment.